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B.A.B.D.

Bitch Ass Baby Daddy

These are true stories. Names of people involved have been changed to prevent bitch ass lawsuits. 

I Should've Left When

Usually, when you stay in a relationship far longer than you should, there are points in your mind where you wish you would have ended it sooner. The are moments, canon events, where you wonder how your life would have turned out if you made different decisions at a critical moment. Too bad we never know when those moments are coming. I certainly didn't see it happnening on a random date night. One of his frieds was having his birthday party at a popular club in town. His sis

I Should've Known It Was Going To Be Toxic

Imagine a steak house that serves you counter style like Chipotle. You order at one end of the counter and pick up your food after paying. It's a really long counter with a salad and desert section. The steak man will yell out and ask you for your order long before you ever reach the first station. Everything is completely made to order, and the ordering line is always long.

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